This sort of thing ain't my bag baby |
Nerdalert! |
There's the bastard |
Who does number 2 work for? |
Oh behave, yeah baby! |
No this is me in a nutshell: "Help I'm in a nutshell" |
I won't bite.......hard |
Pardon me for being rude..... |
Well finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, hey |
How does this get in here? Somebody is playing a prank on me. Honestly
it's not mine! |
Only two things scare me |
I never forget a pussy........cat |
Danger is my middle name |
I shagged her. I shagged her rotten baby yeah! |
Personaly before I'm on a job..... |
Only sailors use condoms... |
It's freedom baby yeah! |
I'll be sound as a pound |
For shits and giggles |
OK, name: Austin Danger Powers, sex: Yes please |
Oh groovy baby |
Fascinating Vanessa, listen why don't we go in the back and shag! |
Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny? |
Very shaggadelic |
When you see this jet on rocking don't come on knocking |
I bet she shags like a minx |
My jumbojet, smashing baby! |
Who throws his shoe? Honestly you fight like a woman |
I also like to live dangerously |
I think you're shaggadelix baby, you're switched on, you're smashing |
That ain't no woman it's a man man |
Hey there you are! |
Margeret Thatcher naked on a cold day! |
If that is a woman it does like she was beaten with an uglystick |
Mishaps? Isn't that what being a international man of mystery all about? |
She's the village
bicycle, everyone's had a ride |
So I thought I work my mojo... |
Yes, I'm having difficulty controlling the volume of my voice |
That's not your mother it's a man baby |
It's my kinda happening and it feaks me out. Yeah man! |
Allow myself to introduce...........myself |
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